If you've read the Twitter at all in the past week, you've probably noticed that it's not updated very often, and it's mostly moaning about television. Yes kids, it's Fall TV Preview week! Our big ol' section with updates on every show we could get our mitts on will appear in Sunday's paper. And in fact, I'll dish more on the actual shows in the blog later on.
For now, though I'd like you to consider the role of the TV critic. I'm reluctant to give myself such a title. I do this once a year, and the rest of the time, I keep my opinions to myself outside this blog. The truth is, I really like reading. I like knitting. I like actually earning the degree I'm paying for. I like my friends, my cats, my family and half-off martinis at Anna Belle's. Very few of these things are conducive to watching television.
But while wearing my special occasion TV critic hat -- let's just say that it's significantly less attractive than my Derby hat -- I really go for it. I park at home with my small-but-mighty television and watch as many pilots as we've received. (Way to be tardy, NBC.) I consider the network they're on, the time slot they're in, the shows that come before and after, the shows on other networks before, after and during and the night of the week. I check out who's in it, who produced it, who directed it, who has their nubby little fingers in it. I consider it in the grand scheme of what is new this year, what was new last year and what has actually survived.
And I type.
This goes on for many hours. By no means is it simply lounging around, watching TV all day, bon bons in hand.
Sometimes I say nice things about shows that die quick, certain deaths. (Remember The Nine?)
Sometimes I'm dead wrong about where a show is headed. (I certainly saw Studio 60 topping 30 Rock. Boy. Was I wrong.)
Sometimes, I see a show that's just really fabulous, and it crushes my little heart to see it struggle. (FNL! You're back!)
Sometimes, though not often, I guess right. (The Class? Oh yes. I hated it immediately. And Smith. Ugh.)
It is all guessing. There are no guarantees about what people will love, what natural disaster will make something seem tasteless, which cast will have a meltdown that keeps it from moving forward. There's plenty of opportunity to be wrong.
Not surprisingly, TV preview week is also my grouchiest time of year.
To really learn how its done, check out the Television Without Pity interview with Maureen Ryan, the Chicago Tribune TV critic who seems to have a much better sense of balance than I. You might also enjoy Ed Bark's blog. He's the former Dallas Morning News TV critic, and a real stand-up guy.
Now, if there is a show you're really dying to chat about, you should ask. For all my whining, I am now fairly well versed in what's happening this fall. Just leave a comment. We'll dish.