And there we have it. Credit rolling, generic guitar music in the background. The night is over. Check back tomorrow for a list of winners and a longer take on who got snubbed, who rocked and who looked hottest or nottest.
For now, I'm going to bed. G'night!
11:08 p.m.
Say what you will about The Sopranos final season, but I'm glad they won this award, if only so that we could get Journey played during the Emmy ceremony. As commenter Kelly said below, The Sopranos love seemed a little trite after a tribute to Roots, but it was kind of a big deal for television, and it did have a brilliant close. Heroes, Grey's Anatomy and all the nominees in this category could stand to learn from that show. (Not to mention David Chase's lovely closer: "If the world and this nation were run by gangsters...maybe it is.")
11:02 p.m.
Oh! OH! I so called it! 30 Rock IS the best comedy series on TV right now. Maybe tied with The Office. But that wasn't nominated. So, yea 30 Rock! (And kudos to Tina Fey for thanking the "dozens and dozens" of viewers. It's like getting a personal thank-you!)
10:58 p.m.
I know this isn't about the Emmys, but it is about the Emmy commercials: I kind of want to try the Oreo Cakester.
10:52 p.m.
Go Ugly! Best actress in a comedy was a tough category with a lot of previous winners who had great seasons, but seeing America Ferrera win for Ugly Betty is just uplifting. It's the kind of show primetime should see more often. And since I just proclaimed that I would shut my computer and quit my job if Julia Louis-Dreyfus won, well, I'm particularly glad that America got the statue.
10:40 p.m.
Yea Sally Field. She looks beautiful. Harkens back to her first Emmy, for Sybil, which was, of course, about a patient and doctor who both happened to live in Lexington.
She gave a pretty good impromptu speech, tying her hope to end war into family, and mothers waiting for children to come home. And then...she was goign to say something else, and nothing happened.
Um. Did they just bleep Sally Field?
10:35 p.m.
Why did they save all the funny stuff in this broadcast for after 10 p.m.? For the last hour? To escape safe harbor hours? Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert ripping on the hypocrisy of green awards shows is just brilliant! Who else would think to create a leaf blower that runs on Al Gore's tears? Or to replace Ricky Gervias, who actually won the Emmy, with Steve Carell? Oh, to see that level of celebration for a real award, instead of a silly speech!
10:29 p.m.
Awww! Did you hear David and Mary speaking when they announced that The Amazing Race won the Emmy?! Our Kentuckians! I'm a huge Project Runway fan, and I certainly enjoy Top Chef, but I'll never pass up a chance to get the Conleys back on TV.
10:25 p.m.
First -- Wayne Brady is funny. He made the second-most honest comment of the night, speaking to the crowd at the Emmys: "You're all rich!" We don't give him enough credit. And when he brings Rainn Wilson and Kanye West onto the same stage, well, I think that's a design he deserves something better than Don't Forget the Lyrics.
10:13 p.m.
Elaine Stritch: "I'm not faking this, I really don't know what the hell I'm doing." That was the most honest thing ANYBODY has ever said on an awards show.
10:08 p.m.
"Nothing like the very real threat of nipple to keep the audience tuned in." There we have it, ladies and gentleman, from Joely Fisher, the quote of the evening! With her 'Til Death co-star, they managed to make milk/boob/Sen. Larry Craig jokes, reminding us once again what an award ceremony on Fox sounds like.
Here's the very lovely dress that got it all started -- and an awfully dark shadow in a very strategic place. Yikes:
10:04 p.m.
Check out Masi Oka's smudgy Mac as he presents this creative achievement in interactive TV award! And...hey...there's Tom. MySpace Tom, everybody's first friend! He's quite a bit cuter than that one photo reveals. Huh. And there's Al! Al Gore, you know, the guy that invented the Internet! Wow. What a night.
9:35 p.m.
According to my wise German-speaking pal, Alan Taylor said this during this speech: Never have I loved another girl so much as you. Say it with me now: Awwww!
9:20 p.m.
Well. We're going to be hearing about this Daily Show win on The Colbert Report for the next few weeks. Remember the last time Jon won over Stephen? The guy just could not let it go. Sheesh.
9:13
WAIT! What did he say? I think that was in German.
9:09 p.m.
Whoa, who let Mr. Bubble on stage? Oh wait! No! That's Hayden Panettiere, drowning in a vat of cotton candy. WHY WON'T NEIL PATRICK HARRIS SAVE HER?
9:07 p.m.
My vote for the classiest move of the night: bringing back the cast of Roots to present the award for best mini-series. Broken Trail was swell and all -- who doesn't want Robert Duvall to win a few awards? -- but it was a lot more exciting to see everybody from Roots on the stage.
8:56 p.m.
We had dueling blonds in red. Who looks better?
Heidi Klum in some kind of couture something-or-other with a slit up to the no-no area, and earring she designed herself.
Or, Ali Larter, in true red and natural hair.
I know Heidi Klum is the supermodel, but I'm going to have to go with the Heroes actress whose career was in the trashcan not so long ago.
8:51 p.m.
Christina Aguilera hardly looks pregnant in that gown, at least, from the front. I've never tried to fit an evening gown around a bump, but I'm guessing that magenta is a hard color to pull off at that point.
8:42 p.m.
These are the best intros EVER! Please, let's use misappropriated political footage and suggestive bathroom shots whenever possible. It's still funny! I guess Conan is OK for the win, although I'm certainly more of a Daily Show/Colbert Report kind of girl. Good speech, though: "Thank you very much, we'd like to leave through the trap door!"
8:38 p.m.
Katherine Heigl! (Yes, thank you for getting her name right.) Wow. Wow. That's a big win for her on her first nomination. Seems like Sandra Oh and Chandra Wilson were the bigger names, and frankly, with the end of the The Sopranos, they seemed like a sentimental lock. That was likely the most natural sounding speech we'll hear tonight -- she says she worked her ass off. She thanks her mom. She thanked all the other women actors there, and sounded like she really meant it.
Knocked Up, an Emmy and the opportunity to stand next to Kyle Chandler. Solid coupla months for her, right?
8:34 p.m.
Ellen DeGeneres. Still funny, and introducing what might be the funniest and most organically sweet moment of the night with the Tom Snyder remembrance. By the way, she's also half of perhaps the most attractive couple on the red carpet. Isn't this photo cute?
8:25 p.m.
They put Kyle Chandler and Katherine Heigl together to present an award. Don't they have a Homecoming King and Queen vibe? Surely, they're better looking than anybody being nominated for that award. Even Thomas Haden Church, who looks even more hung over than Jeremy Piven. Seriously, did this night not just begin?
8:24 p.m.
Jaime Pressly deserves this. I mean, Jenna Fischer is so great as Pam, and there were, apparently, 400 other women up for the same award. But let's face it, Jaime Pressley has a kickin' name, and blossomed when dropped into the role of a trashy country ex-wife.
8:15 p.m.
You know, I met Terry O'Quinn at Derby a few years ago, and he was nice. And kudos to a man that wears pink and diagonal spangles on his black tie. But you know what I wanted? A T.R. Knight win. I love him. What a bummer.
8:13 p.m.
Jeremy Piven. He rolls out of bed, shakes off the hangover and wins a best supporting actor Emmy! That's quite a busy two waking hours for him...
8:10 p.m.
I kind of love the in-the-round stage. It makes all of these big stars really self-conscious. And every so often something weird happens, like a close-up on a mirrored globe. Ray Romano is giving a perfectly good speech, and then points out that he feels like he's disrespecting half the room, including The Sopranos, which nobody wants to do.
8:06 p.m.
Whoa, skinny tie. Shiny, skinny tie. Does the host get a wardrobe change? Good for him for not sucking it up in this opening bit, though. So far, he's made fun of himself, made fun of all the other hosts who didn't host the pre-show as well, welcomed everybody and avoided singing. Yes. Good for him.
8 p.m.
You know what? I'm totally OK with cartoon musical numbers opening awards shows, especially if it's Brian and Stewie. Love the Sopranos joke. The Michael Richards/Isaiah Washington joke was so very Fox, though.