Lolcats in ur gud buk, creatin da urfs.

Oh hai.

Rather than speak in kitteh pidgin for an entire post, let me just say that I have not stopped laughing since late last week, when my delightful coworkers pointed out the Lolcat Bible, and now all my giggle muscles hurt.

From Genesis 1: "An Ceiling Cat gotted all teh waterz in ur base, An Ceiling Cat hadz dry placez cuz kittehs DO NOT WANT get wet.10 An Ceiling Cat called no waterz urth and waters oshun. Iz good."

Oh heavens. Laughing again.

But let's back up, just in case.

These are Lolcats. This is an explanation of Lolcats. This is a bizarre collision of blog wonder, wherein PostSecret and Lolcats combine to form the recently defunct LOLsecretz.

IT'S FUNNY.

Maybe you have to be a cat person?

kthxbai.